i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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