The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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