I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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