This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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