On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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