"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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