Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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