I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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