I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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