So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The power of my boobs compel you
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
