So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
