Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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