Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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