love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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