we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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