so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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