conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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