it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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