I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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