Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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