I want to have your abortion
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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