Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I think my fart just growled at me.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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