Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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