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I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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