If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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