Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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