Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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