CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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