my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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