i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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