Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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