My friends, they love my intelligence
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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