I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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