She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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