idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just threw up on my dentist
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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