awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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