Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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