I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
