Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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