it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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