I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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