Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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