We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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