sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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