It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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