i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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