ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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