Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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