Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Boobs speak an international language.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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