She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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